rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

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lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

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thesassycat:

I wonder what it’s like to be a dog and eat the same exact thing everyday

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illuminate-your-soull:

aw hes trying to play

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#sometimes i forget this show is set in the 90s #and then it reminds me

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chillichicken:

bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

none. use it on apps instead.

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alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

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bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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mollylover:

finally a store that caters to my needs

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brititch:

what does the fox say?

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"oh man!"

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shreksforthememories:

welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

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marina-and-the-hymens:

omegle

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